This is most likely my last post…
Oh, my dearest friends, I’m risking my entire career by posting this, but you were all such amazing people, that… Well, I had to do it.
There are things about me that are… complicated…
Oh, I hate long goodbyes… Screw it.
Just know that I’ve never met a better bunch of people in my life. I’ve had an incredible time conversing with you all. You were there for me when I was down, when I was drunk, when I was happy, and when I was crazy…
And now it’s time for the truth about me…
Farewell my only friends. I will miss you.
Oh, just click on the picture already!
-Jamie Maxwell